Posted by: mostwanted | Monday, September 1, 2008

Governmentium – What if this was an Element of the Periodic Table?

Governmentium (Gv) – Newest Element on the Periodic Table!

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.


Anyways speaking of which, here’s my bit to encourage people in the US to go out and vote this upcoming election season.

More such cool “get out the vote” graphics here – [Divine Caroline]

And last but not least, an important side note! My blog finally reached 5000 unique hits at the end of the day Monday, September 1st, 2008 GMT, heh long time in the making considering this blog will be celebrating its 3 year anniversary in a couple months. But an accomplishment or rather a milestone reached none the less. Here’s hoping for more continued success in the future. I leave you with these stats – the blog currently has 68 posts, distributed among 4 pages, contained within 6 categories and with 41 total comments. The busiest day was just recently last month – Monday, August 11th, 2008 with 329 unique visitors to the site. That week was also the busiest week on record and consequently last month was also the busiest month in terms of the most unique daily visitors – almost doubling the previous monthly visitor record set in December of 2006. w00t 🙂


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