Posted by: mostwanted | Sunday, July 13, 2008

A Lesson in World Economics

TRADiTiONAL ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

iNDiAN ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKiSTANi ECONOMiCS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERiCAN ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with plentiful cows and show that naturally this nation is a danger to all of mankind.
You wage a war against this nation to save the world and also grab the cows for yourself.

FRENCH ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRiTiSH ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

iTALiAN ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWiSS ECONOMiCS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them in your country.

JAPANESE ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called “Cowkimon” and market them as a phenomenon worldwide.

RUSSiAN ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHiNESE ECONOMiCS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people “milking” them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESHi ECONOMiCS
You have two cows. Both of which do not give any milk but produce a lot of bullshit.
You don’t know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition party.

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Responses

  1. hey, this post is thoroughly interesting.. good penmanship!!

  2. a gud laugh

    can I forward it or u copypasted 4m smwhr else

  3. sure u can forward it 🙂 enjoy, make sure to link this blog post wherever u post it or in the email if u send it that way.

    thanks.


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