Posted by: mostwanted | Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Simple Mathematics

What does it mean to give MORE than a 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving a 110%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over a 100%. How about achieving 118%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

L-U-C-K
12+21+3+11 = 47% Only,

L-O-B-B-Y-I-N-G
12+15+2+2+25+9+14+7 = 86%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

&

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

&

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far corruption & ass kissing will take you.

C-O-R-R-U-P-T-I-O-N
3+15+18+21+16+9+15+14 = 111%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Luck may not always work; Lobbying, Hardwork & Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude alone will get you there. It’s the Bullshit, Corruption and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top!
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